Acquisitions Incorporated Employee Discount Store

Welcome to the Acquisitions Incorporated Employee Store!

We know it’s been a long and dangerous day in the life of an intern, so stick around and see if we can help you *ahem* survive tomorrow. If you have any questions, please fill out a form 392-b and submit it to the department of questions (info@elderwoodacademy.com).

Thanks for your dedication to the team. We’ll see you at 9am tomorrow. Don’t be late.

~Mgmt.


Acquisitions Incorporated Employee Manual, vol 1

Craft your legendary gaming tome and start your internship today!

Acquisitions Incorporated Hex Chest Dice Box

Interns may be short lived, but your dice don’t have to be

Acquisitions Incorporated Hex Chest Mini

Go small and go home… with dice on your keychain

Acquisitions Incorporated Hex Chest Elite

Want to really impress the boss? We’ve got you covered.

Acquisitions Incorporated Scroll

Get your game on and roll out the red carpet… or, um, leather… and maybe not even red…

Acquisitions Incorporated Codex

When you crit fail, crit fail in style, with your own Acquisitions Incorporated dice tower

Acquisitions Incorporated Dice

You don’t have any dice? Shhh… we won’t tell anyone.