The Adventures of Xandor Xoz
The Seer Eerie Tezeary and his Future Plagiarism Theory
Eerie was gearing up to attend Faerun’s annual Diviners, Divination, and Determination summit. This year, with the aid of Tasseography, -gazing, and , Eerie had foreseen one talk worth attending. Determined to , Eerie pillaged the future to prepare Michael Mindflayer’s works on “the prophetic effects of inhaling crushed ” as his own.
Unfortunately on the first day of the conference he found his plans had been anticipated, and every seance and Ouija board was saturated with similarly unethical but skilled oracles. Dejected, Eerie returned home and retired to a life of predicting lottery outcomes and foretelling the downfall of his enemies via .
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The Adventures of Xandor Xoz
Daring adventures of our heroic paladin, chapter 2: The Riddle of the
While crossing the cursed Bridge to the Valley of Loot-filled Pyramids, our hero was stopped by a named . was having a day; its pet had in public and was in need of riddle therapy.
“Halt,” said . “Answer my riddle or I’ll .” Xandor awaited the riddle heroically. “Very well,” said , “what s on four legs, then walks on legs, then walks on three .
Xandor pondered aloud, idly making a pensive -sound. As he pulled a from his pack he said “The at Delphi foretold that ; do you think that’s related?” was surprised, as his own mother had told him the very same thing. While lost in reverie, Xandor used the to push off the bridge to his death.
Putting on his , Xandor gazed down into the abyss, which gazed also back, and they because they had so much in common they became fast friends and start a club together.
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Thrilling tales of our heroic paladin, chapter 1:Three Steps Forward, steps back
Consistent with his idiom, Xandor Xoz was embarked upon his quest to defeat his latest arch-, the of .
While contemplating how not to become merely one more questing statistic, he was waylaid by a well-spoken trying to by a river. Being of heart and spirit, our hero offered his help and was rewarded with three gifts; a , a piece of advice to “”, and a ring of ing.
His good deeds paid dividends promptly, for as soon as he crossed the river he relied upon the to bribe the of Xarnoth, the advice “” to bypass the at Thormund, and his ring of ing to befriend the at Maleth, bringing him three steps closer to his goal.
